All-powerful Trump tells America, ‘Nothing bad can happen’

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SO BASICALLY TRUMP WENT ON TV AND TOLD EVERYONE NOTHING BAD CAN HAPPEN TO AMERICA ANYMORE WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE THE ECONOMY IS DOING LOOPS AND THE WORLD IS BASICALLY ON FIRE AND HE IS JUST STANDING THERE TELLING EVERYONE TO CHILL OUT AND NOT WORRY ABOUT A THING SO NOW HIS SUPPORTERS ARE EATING IT UP LIKE CANDY AND THE HATERS ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS COMPLETELY WHICH IS CRAZY BECAUSE NOTHING HAS ACTUALLY CHANGED EXCEPT HIS VIBES. ANYWAYS DO YOU WANT ANOTHER SHOT?

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