Hunter Biden Is Now Everywhere. What Does He Want?

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SO BASICALLY HUNTER BIDEN IS SUDDENLY SHOWING UP EVERYWHERE AGAIN AND HANGING OUT IN DC MAKING EVERYONE SWEAT WHICH IS CRAZY BECAUSE HIS DAD JUST DROPPED OUT OF THE RACE SO NOW EVERYONE IS WONDERING WHAT THE HECK HE ACTUALLY WANTS SINCE HE WAS JUST PARDONED AND HE MIGHT BE TRYING TO REHABILITATE HIS PUBLIC IMAGE OR MAYBE HE JUST WANTS TO CASH IN ON HIS WILD FAMILY DRAMA AND WRITE ANOTHER CRAZY MEMOIR OR SOMETHING WHILE THE REPUBLICANS ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS ABOUT IT. ANYWAYS DO YOU WANT ANOTHER VODKA RED BULL OR WHAT?

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