3 takeaways from David Crowley’s comeback: From the Politics Desk

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SO BASICALLY THIS GUY DAVID CROWLEY WHO USED TO BE A HUGE DEAL IN POLITICS JUST PULLED OFF THIS INSANE POLITICAL COMEBACK WHICH IS CRAZY BECAUSE EVERYONE THOUGHT HIS CAREER WAS TOTALLY DEAD AND BURIED AFTER THAT MASSIVE SCANDAL WITH THE CAMPAIGN FUNDS AND THE WEIRD LOBBYIST DINNERS SO NOW HE IS BACK IN POWER AND CONTROLLING THE WHOLE LEGISLATIVE AGENDA WHICH HAS ALL THE OLD ESTABLISHMENT POLITICIANS FREAKING OUT AND SWEATING BULLETS BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY GOT RID OF HIM FOREVER AND YET HERE HE IS MAKING DEALS AGAIN AND TAKING NAMES WHILE EVERYONE WONDERS HOW HE PULLED IT OFF. ANYWAYS DO YOU WANT ANOTHER SHOT OF TEQUILA?

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