Trump media company announces a massive loss and new turnaround effort

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SO BASICALLY TRUMP MEDIA JUST DROPPED THEIR LATEST FINANCIAL EARNINGS WHICH IS CRAZY BECAUSE THEY LOST HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS LAST QUARTER ALONE WHILE THEIR STOCK PRICE IS ABSOLUTELY TANKING IN REAL TIME AND NOBODY IS ACTUALLY USING TRUTH SOCIAL FOR ADS SO NOW THE COMPANY IS SCRAMBLING TO LAUNCH SOME NEW STREAMING APP TO SAVE THE ENTIRE OPERATION BEFORE EVERYONE GOES COMPLETELY BROKE AND DELETES THE APP OFF THEIR PHONES FOREVER. ANYWAYS DO YOU WANT ANOTHER SHOT OF TEQUILA?

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