Stock Market Today: Nasdaq Charges Higher On Inflation Report; Nvidia Partner CoreWeave Soars (Live Coverage)

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SO BASICALLY THE WHOLE STOCK MARKET JUST BLEW UP HIGHER TODAY BECAUSE SOME NEW INFLATION REPORT CAME OUT AND SHOWED PRICES ARE FINALLY CHILLING OUT A BIT WHICH IS MASSIVE FOR TECH STOCKS AND ESPECIALLY THE NASDAQ SO NOW EVERYONE IS FREAKING OUT AND POURING ALL THEIR CASH INTO NVIDIA AND THEIR LITTLE BESTIE CLOUD COMPANY COREWEAVE WHICH JUST SOARED OUTTA NOWHERE SO ALL THE WALL STREET BROTHERS ARE POPPING BOTTLES IN THE VIP SECTION WHILE WE JUST STAND HERE YELLING ABOUT INFLATION DATA OVER THIS DUMB ASS HOUSE TRACK. ANYWAYS YOU WANT ANOTHER TEQUILA SHOT?

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