Why the historic U.S.-Japan intervention has failed to halt the yen’s slide

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SO BASICALLY JAPANESE OFFICIALS SPENT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF THEIR HARD EARNED CASH TO BUY BACK THEIR OWN YEN CURRENCY TO STOP IT FROM CRASHING AGAINST THE US DOLLAR WHICH IS CRAZY BECAUSE TRADERS KEPT BETTING AGAINST THEM ANYWAYS BECAUSE US INTEREST RATES ARE WAY HIGHER SO EVERYONE WANTS TO HOLD DOLLARS INSTEAD OF YEN SO NOW JAPAN IS BASICALLY BURNING PILES OF MONEY FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WHILE THE US CENTRAL BANK JUST SITS BACK AND WATCHES THE CHAOS UNFOLD AND DOES NOTHING TO HELP THEM. ANYWAYS DO YOU WANT ANOTHER SHOT OF TEQUILA?

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