The 9 Senate seats most likely to flip in 2026

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SO BASICALLY CNN JUST DROPPED THIS HUGE LIST OF THE NINE SENATE SEATS MOST LIKELY TO FLIP IN TWENTY TWENTY SIX WHICH IS CRAZY BECAUSE WE ARE BARELY PAST THE MIDTERMS AND ALREADY EVERYONE IS LOSING THEIR MINDS OVER CONTROL OF CONGRESS AND SO NOW DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS ARE POURING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS INTO PLACES LIKE TEXAS AND NORTH CAROLINA AND MAINE JUST TO SEE WHO GETS TO SIT IN A FANCY CHAIR AND ARGUE ABOUT TAXES WHILE WE ALL JUST TRY TO HEAR THE BASS DROP. ANYWAYS DO YOU WANT ANOTHER VODKA RED BULL?

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