WHO says Congo’s fast-moving Ebola outbreak started months before it was declared

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SO BASICALLY THE WHO JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THIS MASSIVE EBOLA OUTBREAK IN CONGO ACTUALLY STARTED MONTHS BEFORE ANYONE OFFICIALLY DECLARED IT WHICH IS CRAZY BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS JUST CHILLING THINKING EVERYTHING WAS FINE WHILE THIS DEADLY VIRUS WAS ALREADY SPREADING LIKE WILDFIRE AND SO NOW PUBLIC HEALTH OFFICIALS ARE FREAKING OUT TRYING TO CONTACT TRACE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE AND FIGURE OUT HOW THEY MISSED IT FOR SO LONG. ANYWAYS DO YOU WANT ANOTHER SHOT OF TEQUILA?

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