Flesh-eating bacteria are devouring limbs in warming waters worldwide − here’s how to protect yourself

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SO BASICALLY THERE IS THIS FLESH EATING BACTERIA THRIVING IN WARMING OCEAN WATERS EVERYWHERE AND IT IS LEGITIMATELY DEVOURING PEOPLES LIMBS WHICH IS SUPER TERRIFYING BECAUSE CLIMATE CHANGE IS LITERALLY MAKING THE BEACH A BIOHAZARD ZONE SO NOW YOU CANNOT EVEN GO FOR A SWIM WITHOUT RISK OF LOSING AN ARM TO SOME GROSS SEA MONSTER GERB SO YOU HAVE TO WASH YOUR CUTS AND STAY OUT OF THE WATER WITH OPEN WOUNDS OR YOU MIGHT LITERALLY MELT. ANYWAYS DO YOU WANT ANOTHER SHOT?

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