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Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t understand how to live

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SO BASICALLY THIS TECH BILLIONAIRE MARK ZUCKERBERG WENT ON THIS INSANE PODCAST RANT TRYING TO DEFEND HIS BIZARRE METAVERSE OBSESSION AND CRITICIZING APPLE WHICH IS CRAZY BECAUSE HE SPENT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS BUILDING A DIGITAL WORLD WHERE LITERALLY NOBODY WANTS TO HANG OUT SO NOW EVERYONE IS MAKING FUN OF HIM FOR WEARING WEIRD HOODIES AND FOILING ABOUT HOW HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW HOW NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS LIVE THEIR LIVES IN THE ACTUAL PHYSICAL REAL WORLD ANYWAYS WANT ANOTHER DRINK?

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