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Google unveils Pixel 11 lineup, new AirTag rival, and Gemini features at Made by Google 2026

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SO BASICALLY GOOGLE JUST DROPPED THEIR WHOLE NEW PIXEL ELEVEN LINEUP AND A CRAZY AIRTAG RIVAL AND SOME INSANE GEMINI AI FEATURES AT THEIR BIG MADE BY GOOGLE EVENT WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE EVERYONE ALREADY HAS PHONES BUT NOW THESE NEW ONES CAN LITERALLY READ YOUR MIND AND TRACK YOUR KEYS IN REAL TIME SO EVERYONE IS LOSING THEIR MINDS AND THROWING MONEY AT GOOGLE WHILE APPLE IS PROBABLY CRYING IN A CORNER AND BY THE WAY DO YOU WANT ANOTHER DRINK?

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