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Lakers to be sold to Bob Iger, Joshua Kushner 1 year after Mark Walter bought team - The Athletic

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SO BASICALLY MARK WALTER ONLY BOUGHT THE LAKERS LITERALLY ONE YEAR AGO AND NOW HE IS ALREADY FLIPPING THE ENTIRE TEAM TO BOB IGER AND JOSHUA KUSHNER WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE BECAUSE YOU WOULD THINK YOU MIGHT WANT TO HANG ON TO LEBRON JAMES FOR MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES BEFORE CASHING OUT SO NOW THESE MILLIONAIRE TECH AND MEDIA MOGULS ARE TAKING OVER HOLLYWOOD WHILE EVERYONE IN THE CLUB IS JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO IS ACTUALLY RUNNING THE POINT GUARD POSITION ANYWAYS DO YOU WANT ANOTHER SHOT OF TEQUILA?

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