‘Would you care to tip?’
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SO BASICALLY THE WASHINGTON POST PUBLISHED THIS WILD OPINION PIECE ABOUT HOW AMERICA HAS COMPLETELY LOST ITS DAMN MIND WITH THE TIP SCREENS GETTING SPUN AROUND AT EVERY SINGLE STORE WHICH IS CRAZY BECAUSE NOW YOU ARE GETTING JUDGED BY A ROBOT CASHIER JUST FOR BUYING A STUPID BAG OF CHIPS AND EVERYONE IS FREAKING OUT ABOUT TIPPINGSATION INFLATION SO NOW EVERYONE IS FIGHTING ABOUT BASIC ETIQUETTE WHILE THE BILLIONAIRES JUST LAUGH AT US. ANYWAYS DO YOU WANT ANOTHER VODKA SODA?
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