Live updates: Over 200 dead in Colombia earthquake, with rescuers unable to reach epicenter yet

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SO BASICALLY A MASSIVE EARTHQUAKE JUST HIT COLOMBIA AND OVER TWO HUNDRED PEOPLE ARE ALREADY DEAD WHICH IS CRAZY BECAUSE THE EPICENTER IS TOTALLY CUT OFF AND RESCUERS LITERALLY CANNOT REACH THE SURVIVORS YET BECAUSE THE ROADS ARE COMPLETELY DESTROYED AND MUDLINES ARE BLOCKING EVERYTHING SO NOW THE GOVERNMENT IS SCRAMBLING DESPERATELY TO SEND HELICOPTERS BUT THE WEATHER IS ABSOLUTE GARBAGE WHICH IS MAKING EVERY SINGLE THING EVEN WORSE WHILE FAMILIES ARE FREAKING OUT WAITING FOR NEWS ABOUT THEIR LOVED ONES. ANYWAYS DO YOU WANT ANOTHER SHOT?

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