Wall Street ends down as expectations of Hormuz deal fade

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SO BASICALLY WALL STREET JUST CRASHED TODAY AND WENT DOWN BECAUSE EVERYONE THOUGHT THERE WAS GONNA BE THIS HUGE DEAL TO REOPEN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ WHICH IS CRUCIAL FOR OIL AND GLOBAL SHIPPING BUT THEN THE TALKS TOTALY FELL APART AND EVERYONE FREAKED OUT AND STARTED SELLING ALL THEIR STOCKS SO NOW THE MARKET IS BLEEDING RED AND EVERYONE IS PANICKING ABOUT INFLATION AND GAS PRICES SPIKING WHICH IS CRAZY BECAUSE I JUST WANTED TO ENJOY MY DRINK. ANYWAYS DO YOU LIKE CRYPTO?

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